Mother Fucking Classy.

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arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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— 2 hours ago with 287564 notes

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(via ruinedchildhood)

— 2 hours ago with 53917 notes

stream-space:

lunulata:

No really. Watch this.

Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.

It even makes the coin noises.

Fuckin excellent

(via wherestommo)

— 3 hours ago with 112559 notes

babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Source: billhitchert, via theeuglyspud)

— 3 hours ago with 90094 notes

beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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(Source: beyoncempire, via vaginawigs)

— 3 hours ago with 83900 notes

themano:

themano:

White moms

show this to my mom when I die

(via wherestommo)

— 3 hours ago with 85743 notes
#oh my god 

wickedclothes:

Kitty Stud Earrings

Keep a furry friend with you wherever you go. These cute earrings resemble a kitty hanging from your ear lobe. Available in black, silver, and several other colors. Sold on Etsy.

(via vaginawigs)

— 3 hours ago with 2148 notes
"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me."
Al Capone (via broptimus-prime)

(Source: mrcheyl, via foolish-kid)

— 3 hours ago with 135184 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

When something u were really excited about gets cancelled at the last minute

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 3 hours ago with 4792 notes